it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am
let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened
“WE TRIED. We tried. We tried to make a working penis cannon.
|—||CaptainSparklez to Mark (respectively), in Markiplier’s video Drunk Minecraft | GOKU’S NIPPLES (via quotes-by-markiplier)|
i just fucking spat all over my computer laughing
guys click it
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
My brother is putting Christmas lights up and the cat jumped on the roof.
Now he’s singing “The Circle of Life.”
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places, worn out faces
personal update: friendzoned again
do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a weenie to go and confront them so you just kind of