eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
no because you fucking can’t. it would burn everything befor you could even swallow.
you can, but you may not because it is the last thing you can do >:)
i want to be eternally young… i want to drink that LAVA-juice
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
I was collecting the voice files from Disney Infinity when I noticed that Elsa’s are arranged and performed in a rather…amusing way.
Performed by Idina Menzel herself
OHMYGOD I’M DYING HAHAHAHAHA
PLEASE DO YOURSELF THE FAVOR OF LISTENING TO THIS TREASURE
I have no words
OH MY! WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?!?!?
i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself
Now You Know: Don’t fuck with grizzly bears.
Was it ever suggested that we should fuck with grizzly bears?
Haven’t you seen this scene in Super Troopers?
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…